In honor of my new-found church—a place of growth, vitality, and light—I now celebrate my chosen religion David Letterman style. The below points are better at summing up than our Catechism, and much much more fun.10) No snake handling
9) You can believe in dinosaurs
8) Male and female, God created them; male and female, we ordain them.
7) You don't have to check your brain at the door.
6) Pew aerobics.
5) Church year is color coded.
4) Free wine on Sunday.
3) All of the pageantry; none of the guilt.
2) You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.
...AND the number 1 reason for being an Episcopalian
1) No matter what you believe, there is bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you
This list was stolen (somewhat) shamelessly from the following Website:
Cheers and happy Sunday!
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